Humor: Still unanswered questions
| A collection of unanswered, but important questions… |
| * If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him – Is he still wrong?
* If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? * If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? * Is there another word for synonym? * Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?" * When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? * When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? * Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" * Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food? * What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? * If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? * Would a fly without wings be called a walk? * Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? * If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? * Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains? * Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? * If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? * Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? * How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? * Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? * Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? * Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny? * What was the best thing before sliced bread? * Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? * Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? * Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? * Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? * Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there? * Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? * Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? * How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? * If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? * If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? * If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? * If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? * If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? * You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? * Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? * Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? * Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? * Why is it that when you transport something by car, it’s called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it’s called cargo? * You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance? * Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? * Why do commercial airlines have braille on the reading light switch |
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