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Humor: Funny Accident Reports

A collection of quotes from accident reports…

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was o­n my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side Mehr >