Humor

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Humor: Funny Accident Reports

A collection of quotes from accident reports…

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don’t have.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intent.

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was o­n my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.

I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side Mehr >

Humor: Still unanswered questions

A collection of unanswered, but important questions… * If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him – Is he still wrong?

* If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

* If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

* Is there another word for synonym?

* Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

* When sign makers go o­n strike, is anything written o­n their signs?

* When you open a bag of cotton balls, is Mehr >